You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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