Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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