I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
