And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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