Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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