I wish life had little blips of pornography
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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