I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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