I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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