these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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