so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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