Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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