I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
