I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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