She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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