he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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