She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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