would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
