He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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