therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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