Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Randomize