I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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