im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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