Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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