Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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