that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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