dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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