Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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