I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?