I'm pants shitting drunk right now
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?