Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once