Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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