Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
