I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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