WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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