You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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