Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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