theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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