i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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