no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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