Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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