I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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