Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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