Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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