IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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