I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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