ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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