Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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