He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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