its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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