Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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