escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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