you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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