Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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