I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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