This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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