Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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