I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Congratulations! We have a period
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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