did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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