How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You almost got us killed.
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he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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