Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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